WOE TO YOU FAKE QUANT SCRIBES AND MACRO PHARASEES, HYPOCRITES! FOR YOU ARE LIKE ORANGE WASHED BITCOIN PLEBS, APPEARING GOOD AND DECENT, WHILE PUSHING PAPER GARBAGE TO THEM IN THE NAME OF BLACK ROCK'S ADOPTION! YOU SERPENTS, YOU BROOD OF VIPERS! THE BEAR MARKET WILL COME AND THEN HOW WILL YOU ESCAPE, TRAPPED IN YOUR PAPER BAGS!? WOE TO YOU YOU FAKE EDUCATORS! YOU INFLUENCER DEVS! YOU SCARE AND DIVIDE PLEBS TO CAMPS, PUSHING AGENTAS AND BOOSTING YOUR EGOS WHILE PRETENDING YOU'RE CONTRIBUTING! YOUR TECHNICAL WORD SALAD TRANSLATES TO EGO! THE BEAR MARKET IS COMING TO CLEANSE OUR HOUSE ONCE AGAIN, YOU SERPENTS, YOU PHARASEES!

everyone: "get ready for daily DSB spaces again, yellow!!!" ME:

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when we get that msg after the new ATH

I'm really emotional after the historic breaking news 🚨 from Dennis Porter 🥹. We just witnessed history in the making.

BREAKING NEWS 🚨 MASSIVE POLITICAL NEWS COMING FOR BITCOIN ANNOUNCEMENTS TUESDAY, THAT WILL RESHAPE THE TRAJECTORY OF BITCOIN POLITICS ABOUT ANNOUNCEMENTS. THIS WILL BE A DEFINING MOMENT. I JUST GOT OFF A CALL IT'S CEREAL.

the hippoPOWtamus: a very gentle and secluded animal that smokes grass and mines his own business.

the Core/knots debate is still ongoing

Oh wow! That's crazy!

BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Just got 0 sats on the fold spin which could only mean one thing: EXCHANGES ARE OUT OF BITCOINS, PUMP INCOMING!!