#MAHA

Played pickleball for the first time today. Combines tennis and ping pong into something less strenuous and challenging. I don’t get it.

MSM journalists are as dumb as you think.

I used to disdain conspiracy theorists. Now? Every time my phone starts glitching I believe the NSA is spying on me.

I prefer my water without a dose of forced medication.

Cheers to all you hodlers. Welcome to the party!

$100k by Inauguration Day.

I received an angry dm today from a long time acquaintance wanting to know ‘When the hell I did a political 360 with my views’ 🤣