Mom, what is a conspiracy theorist?

“Study the Past” — statue in front of the National Archives, D.C. (I was there on business)

Asked Grok to make my portrait based on everything it knows about me. Not bad!

We’re at +$100k boys… this one has been a _long_ time coming. Congratulations to all HODLers, and strap yourself in for a wild year ahead!

*sigh* 🤷‍♂️😄

Anyone have one of these?