Rude Awakening Apparently I am a danger, To public order and security, Indirectly broke the collarbone of a stranger, Who took to long to look at me. Lia wanted to read my sign, exposing central banking crime: "Because of your bad monetary policy, I was forced to learn cryptography." Unfortunately she did not see, The metal pole amidst her way, Hit right side shoulder and her knee, On the hard asphalt she lay. But luckily there were Peter and me, With tips on cryptocurrency, Which did not help with immediate pain, But may be beneficial for the long game. She is a fighter, that’s for sure! The orange pill will help her cure. Until one day she’ll laugh about the god forsakening, rudest of all awakenings.