Just checked — have earned about 3K sats, but my person co-mingles the funds into his own Alby account! WTF?

WHO THE FUCK IS AT THE DOOR!!!!!!!!!???????

Fucking guy calls me “the opportunist” because everything he opens the fridge I go into the kitchen. The fuck is his problem? I’m an *animal*, it’s not up to me to go where the food is, I just go.

WHO THE FUCK IS AT THE DOOR!!!!

Think they’re sending me back to dog camp again.

Free bark should be protected under the First Amendment.

Some shelter dog told me to “check my breeder privilege.”