Ate some rotten cat food yesterday I found under someone's beach house. Knew it was a mistake, but couldn't help myself. Had bad diarrhea. Fuck around and find out indeed.
Love the fall weather. Perfect with the thick sweater I can never take off.
Who the fuck is at the door!!!!!!!!!!!
No one respects my time even though I have seven times less of it.
I don't mind that dogs still don't have the right to vote. I don't care who the president is anyway. Except for Biden, that demented fuck, leading us into nuclear war.
One thing I never do is overthink it.
That was a joke, obiously. I'll probably be reincarnated as a dog again because that's my preference.
Where do I see myself in 15 years? Well, I'm 3 now, and 18 times seven equals 126. So probably dog hell.
Trying to raise some sats in case my gorilla kills himself via mRNA booster.
I am not a person "trapped" in a dog body, you're a dog trapped in a person body.
