Chinese highways have cameras every couple of minutes that check if you are wearing your seatbelt, texting and driving, or speeding. They text you a ticket immediately if they detect a violation. They also upload your location to a database so they can track where you are.

I'm in a buttfuck nowhere Chinese city and the city's traffic lights are internet connected and tell your car's navigation system if the light is green, yellow, or red and how long the light is

My greatest battle with my in laws are the AC settings. It's 40C (105F) outside with 75% humidity. They want the AC set to 25C (77F) and I want it set at 18C (65F). I'm currently in a suspended state where everything I do is 0.5x speed because it's too damn hot.

I was the only foreigner on my packed HK - HangZhou flight to mainland China, immigration in the foreigner lane was super fast! 🤣

Losing my brain cells listening to a member of the Trump con man family gonna go hang out with FOSS devs instead

My friend is not impressed with Binance founder CZ

Oops almost stumbled into the wrong conference

In Hong Kong the Communist Chinese military garrison is next to Bank of America