Government: You owe us money, It's called taxes.
Me: How much do I owe?
Gov't: You have to figure that out.
Me: I just pay what I want?
Gov't: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.
Me: What if I get it wrong?
Govt: You go to prison
Stocks at all-time highs.
Bitcoin at all-time highs.
Gold at all-time highs.
Blood pressure at all-time highs.
Anxiety at all-time highs.
Everything at all-time highs