can't spell analytics without anal

dtf (down to fall asleep (midday nap (i had a big lunch and now im sleepy)))

man yearns for the sheets (spreadsheets)

how long until someone shoves the gabe cube up their ass

accidentally called a lambda function a "labubu function" during a work meeting. i have never felt such shame in my life before, i don't think seppuku is enough to repay the generational karmic debt that i have incurred

the world started going downhill when we stopped spelling "the Internet" with a capital letter