Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
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In case he got a hole in one.
Why donβt eggs tell jokes?
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Because they might crack up.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
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Because they lactose.
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
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Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
Why did the football player bring string to the game?
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So he could tie the score.
Why did the musician get kicked out of the band?
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Because he got in treble.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
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Anna One, Anna Two!
What do you call a bear caught in the rain?
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A drizzly bear.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
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Because the pee is silent.
Why donβt skeletons like the cold?
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They canβt handle the chills.
