Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
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From the second-hand store.
Why do melons have weddings?
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Because they cantaloupe.
Whatβs an astronautβs favorite part of a computer?
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The space bar.
What do you call a fake noodle?
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An impasta.
Why donβt skeletons ever start a band?
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Because they donβt have the guts.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
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Between you and me, something smells.
Just watched a documentary about beavers.
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It was the best damn program Iβve ever seen.
