Why donβt skeletons ever start a band?
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Because they donβt have the guts.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
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Between you and me, something smells.
Just watched a documentary about beavers.
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It was the best damn program Iβve ever seen.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
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Kernel.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
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Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels.
