What do you call corn that joins the army?
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Kernel.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
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Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels.
What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?
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Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
Whatβs an astronautβs favorite part of a computer?
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The space bar.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
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Whereβs popcorn?
What do you call a horse that canβt lose a race?
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A stable winner.
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes its car?
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Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
What did the clock do when it was hungry?
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It went back four seconds.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
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I'll meet you at the corner.
When is a door not a door?
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When it's ajar.
