Why is Peter Pan always flying?
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Because he Neverlands.
Why do ducks never get into arguments?
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Because they always let things roll off their backs.
What do you call a fish that wears a crown?
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A kingfish.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
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Live stream.
What name do you give a person with a rubber toe?
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Roberto
What do you call a group of musical whales?
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An orca-stra.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
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He's all right now.
You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there?
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European.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
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Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Why did the banker switch careers?
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Because he lost interest.
