Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
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Because he had no body to go with.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
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Because then it would be a foot.
I visited a weight loss website...
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they told me I have to have cookies disabled.
What do you call a toothless bear?
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A gummy bear!
Iβm starting my new job at a restaurant next week.
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I canβt wait.
What do you call a horse that canβt lose a race?
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A stable winner.
