Why was the belt stressed out?
...
Because it was under a lot of pressure.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
...
To get to the other slide.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
...
An abdominal snowman.
Why did the orange stop rolling?
...
Because it ran out of juice.
Just watched a documentary about beavers.
...
It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
...
It got mugged.
Why was the broom late?
...
It over swept!
Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?
...
Dunno, they're just a bit shady.
What do you call a fake noodle?
...
An impasta.
What do you call a fake noodle?
...
An impasta.
