Why did the man fall down the well?
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Because he couldnβt see that well.
How do cows keep up with current events?
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They read the moos-paper.
Just read a few facts about frogs.
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They were ribbiting.
Why did the musician get locked out?
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Because he lost his keys.
If at first you don't succeed
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sky diving is not for you!
Two goldfish are in a tank.
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One says to the other, βDo you know how to drive this thing?β
Whatβs the best thing about Switzerland?
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I donβt know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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They'd crack each other up.
Why did the phone go to therapy?
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It lost all its contacts.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
