There are 41 currencies where a single Satoshi (1 hundred millionth of a Bitcoin) is worth more than their base units (think cents in USD) If Bitcoin could be divided by 8 billion people, a mere $157 buys your "fair share." You don't have to own a whole Bitcoin. You have to get off zero.

Shitcoins in one image.

There are less than 5.7 Microstrategy's-worth of Bitcoin left to mine over the next ~116 years.

Sometimes I wonder what happened to my friends that wouldn't listen about NFTs and "Digital real estate." They strangely went silent. 🤔

One of the most nefarious things about DedBird: In order to be seen, you have to pay for the checkmark these days... ... BUT even people paying as much as $25/month are still reporting decreased visibility and engagement... ... Worst of all, when you pay to 'verify' you're paying for the privilege of EXTRA KYC. This is why we Nostr. 💜

If I owned a video store (and that was still a thing) the Fast and the Furious movies would go on the discount shelf.

Is it a dick-move to just let ChatGPT write my resignation letter? 🤔

You can't change my mind.

Missed opportunity: make it a sundial. "Well shit, would you look at the time."

Thanks for all the prayers, vibes, and well-wishers. Tomorrow I get an official offer letter after two interviews and a written evaluation. 🎉 Next month, I start my new job.