⚠️Satire Alert⚠️
"For months, there has been concern that the Epstein files could mistakenly suggest Trump and his friends are paedophiles. Dozens of rich, old men suddenly became interested in emigrating to Tel Aviv. Trump considered bombing Venezuela, Nigeria, and even 3i Atlas. Prince Andrew requested one of those cells with malfunctioning cameras so he could be suicided away to a tropical island. Thankfully, all their fears have proven ill-founded…"
DoJ proves Trump is not a paedo by redacting 90% of Epstein files
For months, there has been concern that the Epstein files could mistakenly suggest Trump and his friends are paedophiles.