"I hope you Vance" by Me, Ft Lee Ann Womack
I hope you never lose your sense of wonder
You get your fill of feet but always keep that hunger.
May you never take one single post for granted.
God forbid Pleroma-tan ever leave you empty-handed.
I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the hellthread.
Whenever one block closes, I hope one oomf opens.
Promise me that you'll give Activity Pub a fighting chance.
And when you get the choice to sit it out or Vance…
I hope you Vance (Vance)
Tomato Vance (Vance)
I hope you never fear those mentions in the distance
Never settle for the thread of least resistance
Postin' might mean takin' chances, but they're worth takin'
Federatin' might be a mistake, but it's worth makin'
Don't let some hell bent heart leave you bitter
When you come back, call ‘em a nigger
Give the mutuals more than just a passing glance
And when you get the choice to sit it out or Vance...
I hope you Vance (TL is a wheel in Watamelon)
I hope you Vance (always trolling us along)
I hope you Vance (tell me who wants to look back on their posts)
Tomato Vance (and wonder where those notifs have gone)
