We've turned on Free Shipping globally.
Because freedom should move without friction.
And for the Holidays?
Gift Card for Bitcoiners.
Instant delivery, zero inflation, pure autonomy.
www.thebitcoinerspretties.com
New blog’s up.
While the world panic-buys junk on Black Friday, we dropped the HODLiday Collection without a single discount.
Low time preference isn’t a slogan for us. It’s the whole point.
Timeless Bitcoin pieces, built to last.
No FOMO. No urgency traps.
Just signal.
If you want the long version, read the blog.
If you want the clothes, they’re already waiting.
🧡 Blog:
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This Christmas, take your four-legged pleb out for a walk. In style.
While you're orange-pilling the neighborhood, they're rocking the Lightning ⚡Vest
Because Bitcoin adoption doesn't stop at humans.
Made-to-order. Lightning-fast delivery. Obviously.
💋 Designated to break the system and a few hearts.
This one’s not just designed.
It’s designated: to make fiat cry.
Wear it, stack it, and yeah…
Take the orange pill responsibly, baby 🧡🧡🧡
Now live on Nostr ⚡
TBP Take the pill Sweater - 430 000 sats
For a limited time shipping is on us. Cause we sooo pretty....😁🫠🤭
We’re building on Nostr.
Not for the fame, but because this is where freedom lives.
From now on, The Bitcoiner’s Pretties isn't just posting here. You can actually shop here.
Pick a piece, pay in seats. Drop your shipping address, or PO box if you prefer privacy.
That's it. We ship it straight from the citadel 😁
No KYC, no middleman, no nonsense.
Just Bitcoiners supporting Bitcoiners.
TBP cap - 32000 sats
