Something funny I've noticed about medievalists is that the thing they say they want didn't exist in medieval Europe, it existed in early America, but early America didn't have huge Gothic cathedrals so they have to project that back onto an older time. Weird syncretism.

Never seeing a brown again is great and all but low immigration also basically cements birthrate decline and the end of everything we care about. We were going to lose it slowly anyway if we interbred so maybe it's the best of two bad options. We're going to be conquered at some point in the next 100 years and we'll be integrated into something foreign and shitty, but shitty in an innovative way.

Girls only want one thing (to be asian and 17)

Heil Hitler by Alvin and the Chipmunks

I want to steal a train

My political position is whatever lets me be illegal, invade Japan, and take 3 wives from there.

Theurgay

Had to turn down the render distance on my brain

Holding hands in public is extremely gay and annoying. If she insists on holding onto u in some way, pull ur pocket inside-out like T-Bag and let her hold onto that.