When Bitcoin is running, but your out of dry powder:
GregZaj
GregZaj
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#Bitcoin and Dank Memes. Opinions are my own. This is a comedy account.

When you find out your bf holds XRP
h/t @βοΈRopeβοΈ




You can just buy Bitcoin and self-custody it.


When she asks you how much of your portfolio is BTC:


Poor again.


Are you focusing on the real problems, anon?

